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Yes, you there. You know who you are.
You are that sick individual that just can’t keep focused in the boardroom. Sure, the executive who is lecturing the sales team about how hard we need to push sales because the monthly quota is declining might be important but to be honest, your eyes are drawn towards something else. That brushed steel bracelet that seems to pop in and out of his sleeve like a cautious prey, making certain that the coast is clear of predators. However in this case, you my friend may be a predator in disguise. Even from a fair distance you can hear the rhythmic tapping of his steel bracelet and the black resin of his cufflink clashing. You wonder to yourself, what is he wearing? It looks like a three link bracelet. Rolex? No wait? It’s actually a five link. Could it be that the boss is wearing a Grand Seiko? Suddenly, busted. He clicks at you, “Mate, my eyes are up here!” If the following seven signs are familiar to you, you my friend, are most likely a wrist pervert.
So without further ado, here is what we think:
1. When you are out in public, your eyes just cannot help but creepily suss out the wrists of unsuspecting victims… Oh, I mean people. Whether you are in the lift, waiting at the restaurant for your food to be served, browsing at the shopping mall, or even in the damn taxi checking out the cab driver. Wow, you really are a sick bastard!
2. When you see something interesting strapped around a wrist, but your 10 seconds of arousal is met with disappointment when it turns out to be a Fitbit. The horrors! As much as it pains me to say, not everyone likes wearing traditional watches, you know? Of course, not everyone loves wasting five minutes of their lives every morning to hear that sweet, tactile winding sound from the gears when setting the time.
When you start noticing that new girl in gym class and her… oh, wait a minute…
3. When you meet a self-proclaimed WIS (“Watch Idiot Savant”) and instead of being polite like your mother told you to, you ignore manners and skip small talk by initiating the conversation with the question, “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours?” Seriously folks, do not be this guy. At least tell them your name!
4. Sometimes it’s not other wrists that excite you, it’s your own. If this sounds familiar to you, then you are a special type of wrist pervert and probably the worst of them all. Not only do you enjoy undressing the sleeves of others with your eyes, you also like to do it to yourself you narcissistic freak. However this time, you can literally roll up your sleeves. What’s that? You’ve got a defensive argument? No, those are excuses and I bet they are something along the lines of the following: “But just look at the way the light plays with the […]
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